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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

“Nashville Sperm Bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas Crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em. How can I direct your call?”

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yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

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