Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
“Nashville Sperm Bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas Crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em. How can I direct your call?”