Midnight City

kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: there is no teacher in my history class...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:22:04 -0400

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in

update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher

UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING

me: pulls up to the drive thru

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:19:43 -0400

me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
me: can i get a hell yeah

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:15:46 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:15:07 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

fetchhappened: mcgooglykins: #IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:12:40 -0400

fetchhappened:

mcgooglykins:

#IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’

#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand

mosoli: im still laughing at this

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:11:21 -0400

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

robert-downey-jesus: I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:07:33 -0400

robert-downey-jesus:

I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT

burn-me-down-to-the-ground: littleselfia: equalistsfuckshitup: story time when i was 16 my mom...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:01:10 -0400

burn-me-down-to-the-ground:

littleselfia:

equalistsfuckshitup:

story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says

‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

and she just stared at me for a moment and said

‘oh ok. ‘

and we just continued watching

and thats how i came out to my mother

#I file this under#everythingwentbetterthanexpected.png

this is beautiful

peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:00:13 -0400

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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Thu, 23 May 2013 02:58:03 -0400

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:06:59 -0400

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

feminishblog: i-need-a-new-heart: I love how we tell girls to respect their body but we don’t tell...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:03 -0400

feminishblog:

i-need-a-new-heart:

I love how we tell girls to respect their body but we don’t tell boys to respect girls bodies

Always reblog!

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:59:33 -0400

allonsyimpala: santiloveatthedisco: kentromanoff: That time...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:58:41 -0400

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff.

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

teppelin: have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:56:56 -0400

teppelin:

have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you fcking HATE and it’s just not worth it

familyfriendlyurl: when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:56:37 -0400

familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek

pleatedjeans: This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:55:58 -0400

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

cutiepie-cas: iamdonewiththesetwo: cutiepie-cas: Oh my god I went to the bathroom and when I came...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:22 -0400

cutiepie-cas:

iamdonewiththesetwo:

cutiepie-cas:

Oh my god I went to the bathroom and when I came back about half of my class started saying happy birthday Amy and I am so confused like I don’t even talk to these people tumblr is the only place I announced my birthday and I’m genuinely concerned

someone follows you on tumblr

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IM ACTUALLY SCARED I MEAN I HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THESE PEOPLE ON HERE

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:34:59 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

which movie is this?

deanspelvis: deanspelvis: deanspelvis: omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:33:24 -0400

deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

deanspelvis:

omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me

and yelled

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL

no you don’t reblog this it hit me in the face

UPDATE:

he came back in and said “annie you okay?”